• It's a normal quiet day at Empire State University, filled with lots of lectures and higher education, and OH BOY I can already hear y'all buckling up for a jam-packed thrill-ride of students learning quietly!!
• Well, BAD NEWS on that front, friends: Once all that quiet learning is out of the way, there's gonna be a FISTFIGHT!
• Plus, besides the cool fistfight, Doreen ALSO gets a new FLYING SQUIRREL suit, making her easily 2150% more unbeatable!
• With a new more powerful Squirrel Girl and a rad new suit, I'm certain crime is over forever. There's definitely not a new super villain in town conspiring to mold Squirrel Girl into the perfect minion...
• ...OR IS THERE? Who can say? Heck, I guess the only way to know for sure is to buy the comic and find out, right?